
Happy Easter
Englische Sprüche.
Happy Easter
I know more about viruses than anybody
I’m too old for games, to tired to pretend, and too wise for lies.
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships
New Year, New Feels, New Chances, Same Dreams, Fresh Starts!
Drunk women in bathrooms are some of the most supportive & empowering people on the planet.
Everything i like is either expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back.
“You don’t speak english?“ “See i how a idiot out?“
If someone asks “are you crazy?“ Simply replay “yes“. Boom. End of discussion.
You know you are german when you went with your Laterne and your Laterne went with you.
Time doesn’t wait for anyone. Do it before it’s too late.
There’s a message in the way a person treats you, just listen…
Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life.